Menu Blitz 3 — Thursday Demos

The pitch: "I built this for you — your menu, your prices, works on any phone, in English and Spanish. One flat price, it's yours, I put it live today." Harlem: $150 one-time · Downtown: $250 one-time. The wedge at almost every stop: their only online menu is DoorDash's — DoorDash takes a cut and keeps the customer.

If they nitpick a price: "Tell me what's wrong, I fix it free before it's yours." (Menus with estimated prices carry a fineprint saying so — photograph the real board while you're there.)

Flags: Sweet Chef — Google says 1767 Lexington, the awning says 143 E 103rd; the demo uses the awning (mentioning it shows homework). Montefiore — the (717) phone is really theirs, quote it as-is. Westside Deli — some listings call 1697 Broadway "Applejack Diner"; the demo uses the Google name, eyeball the signage. Day & Night — priced $150 here per the Harlem run; it's at 92nd & Broadway, your call to bump it to $250.